I Can't Be Sword God

“The Li Chu you’re talking about is li from li and Chu from Chu, right?”

“Yes.”

“It’s that li from Mu Zi and that Chu from the two mu?”

“Yes.”

“It’s Wood on top and the stone on the bottom, right?”

“Even if it’s the other way around, it doesn’t read” li “ah Yingluo.”

“Are you from Jiangnan?”

“Yes.”

“A Daoist priest?”

“Yes.”

“Handsome?”

“Yes.”

“More handsome than me?”

if you’re 80% handsome, then he’s at least 10000.

“......”

Hei Lanzi looked at Huo Zhuge, thinking that this grandson had probably suffered at the hands of the little Daoist priest. She sighed silently, ” accept reality. He’s probably the Li Chu you’re thinking of.

“Then you still want to deal with him?” “Isn’t this like lighting a candle in a latrine pit?! You’re looking for death!” Huo Zhuge said angrily.

“At a time like this, let’s not play the funny tune anymore, shall we?” bi Yanzi looked at this grandson and said.

“Is there any melodrama that is more sinful than you?” Huo Zhuge said.

“But you just said that no one can escape from the Vermilion Bird secret realm,” hei Lanzi said.”What are you afraid of?”

I’m talking normally, but that Li Chu ... Huo Zhuge’s eyes started to tremble, as if he had fallen into some terrible memory.

it seems like you’ve been deeply hurt by him, too, ” said Black Orchid in a deep voice.

Then, he patted his chest and said, ” as the natural Holy item, the three-eyed ink orchid, I have three Life Seeds that are as important as my life. They are the foundation for me to become an immortal and attain Dao in the future. It was this Li Chu who erased one of my life Seeds. It turned me into a withered and incomplete Mo Lan! Not only did he lose his life, but he also lost the hope of reaching the top in this life. Can you understand such a deep hatred?”

Huo Zhuge raised his head and looked at him, his eyes twinkling.

Bi Yanzi also patted his chest. I, Qianqian, have a precious star bead that I treat like my life. It was stolen by Li Chu! A person without a lifeblood! Can you understand such a deep hatred?”

ah, ah, ah, ah. when Huo Zhuge heard this, he also held his head in pain for a while. Then, he stretched out his arms that had been covered by his long sleeves. They were actually covered with ancient and mysterious scales! It was ferocious and terrifying!

“I originally had a perfect Dao body, but Li Chu destroyed my arms. Although my grandma asked Duke Baishi to help me attach a pair of Qilin arms, Qianqian didn’t know that the scales of a Qilin were so hard! Every time I use this pair of hands, I feel a deep hatred. Can you understand?”

Hei Lanzi and bi Yanzi looked at the scales, which were as sharp as knives, and shivered.

If castration was said to be the greatest destruction to a man’s spirit, then dismembering a man’s body was the destruction of a man’s body.

Then use this pair of hands to make a sound.

It was simply a combination of castration and death by a thousand cuts.

It made one’s hair stand on end.

The three of them took turns to talk about their blood feud with Li Chu. They immediately cried as if they regretted not meeting each other earlier.

As she cried, hei Lanzi raised her head and looked at the big Vajra slave, who was standing there stupidly and looked a little out of place. “Why are you so unsociable?”

haha, I don’t have such a huge grudge against him like you guys. I don’t really understand. Vajra slave laughed in embarrassment and scratched his head.”Li Chu only killed my father.”

oh, oh, oh. hei Lanzi nodded and turned around to continue crying.

But as she cried, she came back to her senses and felt that something was wrong.

“What?”

Bi Yanzi and hei Lanzi both looked at the Vajra slave.

Huo Zhuge could only raise his head and explain, ” “His father is the gold Bodhisattva of the five Dharma Kings of the demon sect. Because this child’s brain wasn’t very good after he was born, his father threw him to Duke Baishi for treatment and didn’t want to pay any more attention to him. After that, even Duke Baishi couldn’t cure his brain, and we grew up together, so I brought him along to roam the world with me. That’s why he’s not very close to his father Yingluo.”

With this explanation, the two people on the other side finally understood.

“It turns out that this little brother’s brain isn’t that good. Oh no, it’s because he’s not familiar with his father, hahaha.” Bi Yanzi smiled awkwardly.

that’s why, ” hei Lanzi clenched her fist. we’re all people who have a deep hatred for Li Chu. How can we give up so easily? ” We have to believe that there is a great Dao in heaven and earth, and that the top of the world is the top of the world. There is no doubt about it. The Vermilion Bird secret realm is a dead end for anyone. As long as Li Chu is human, there will be no exception!”

“Not bad.” Huo Zhu GE seemed to be moved by his words and changed his mind. He nodded and said,”As long as we can lure him into the Vermilion Bird secret realm, I don’t believe he won’t die!”

“Since we’re all like-minded people, why don’t we form a small Alliance today?” bi Yanzi also extended his hand in excitement.

“Alright!” Huo Zhuge also agreed,”an Alliance formed by us Avengers working together, why don’t we call it hehe?”

The few of them were furious and raised their hands together, saying in unison, ”

“United team of strength Alliance!”

......

“A-Qing.”

At this time, Li Chu still did not know about the establishment of the Alliance of working together against him. He was standing quietly in the main hall of the Bailang Kingdom, and he sneezed, which attracted some attention.

Therefore, he took the opportunity to step forward and said, ” “I’m Yingying!”

...

As soon as he opened his mouth, Daoist priest Yong Lin looked over with a pleading gaze, ” “You’re not going to raise your bet too, are you?”

However, before Li Chu could see it, Wang longqi stopped him. He looked back at Yong Lin Taoist priest with his big eyes and thick eyebrows, ” “As the person who went up to fight, he doesn’t have the right to raise the stakes?”

Daoist priest Yong Lin replied with his eyes,”it’s not that he’s not qualified, but I have nothing else to bet on!” If I lose now, my entire family will be executed. What else can I lose?”

“Didn’t you just say that there’s an ancestral grave in Yingying?” Wang longqi replied with his eyes.

“What do they want this thing for?” Daoist priest Yong Lin’s eyes widened in shock.

Hmph, ” Wang longqi replied calmly, ” we don’t want to see what they want. We want to see what you have.

Yong Lin Daoist priest’s eyes were filled with sadness,”save me, save me, save me, save Qianqian.”

Fortunately, Li Chu did not raise the stakes. As the main force of the battle, he only asked about something that he was more concerned about.

“Then may I ask, what are the rules for this battle?” He hoped to get a definite answer.

“You will set the topic for the first round, we will set the topic for the second round, and the monarch will set the topic for the third round. How about it?” The two Imperial advisors said.

“Sure.” The king, Shi long, nodded and made the decision.

...

This was not considered unfair, so Li Chu could only nod in agreement.

With this, the two sides reached a consensus, and the Jinque Kingdom’s diplomatic mission returned home.

However, the moment he returned to the inn, he heard a rather important piece of news. Perhaps the citizens of the white stone Kingdom did not care much about it, but the people in the diplomatic mission were extra concerned.

Did you lose the star beads in the star bead tower? ”